BLOGZIL!

I'm a little offended that neo-neocon got Lowly Insect status by dint of my two links, while I myself still languish as a Crunchy Crustacean because for some reason TTLB doesn't recognize my 5, count them, 5 unique inbound links, one of which I might add is from tenuously famous people. I guess the way to blogging superstardom is to start an unread shadow blog with links only to yourself.

UPDATE: Yay! Now I'm a Slimy Mollusc. I guess that's, um, better.